Gaming Reviews/Ratings/Impressions

I Am Your Beast Review: John Wick on Acid I Am Your Beast is a revenge thriller, that instead of giving you the powerful weapons to take down your foes, it turns the tables, by giving the enemies the weapons & saying to you " You want that weapon? Take it!" . This game has the element of throw-and-stun system, where you throw the empty weapon in your hand to your enemies to stun them, taking their weapon in the process & killing them with said weapon you taken from them. Like Hotline Miami, but contrary to HM, this game focuses on speed & style, not just style & clearing floors in 1 go.  I Am Your Beast is a game that makes you feel like John Wick , with the art style of XIII & adrenaline fueled combos & kills, a la Mullet Mad Jack. A humorous game, with great voice acting & characters/story, I Am Your Beast is clever, fresh, funny & nail-biting at various corners. Cutscenes also feeling like a Metal Gear-esque radio transmission screen/convers...

 Elden Ring Nightreign: A Game of Storms & Runes So ladies & gentlemen, here we have my review on the newly released game from the giants at FromSoftware, Elden Ring Nightreign. Released on PS4/5, Xbox Series S/X & PC respectively on the 29th May 2025. Although all consoles were joining in on the fight to the Nightlords in Limveld, Crossplay was not available. To a lot of people's dismay it was, but I didn't find this out until later. Still a downer. When entering Elden Ring Nightreign for the first time, it kind of feels like home again. Throwing you in to fight a boss with a few starting levels to get you going, where you're scripted to NOT WIN. Then you appear at the Roundtable Hold, greeted by a myserious character, donning a white hooded poncho of some kind. A familiar but oddly different looking place from the last game, to note. Now myself, I'm quite the adventurer. I'm such a curious bastard, might as well be a cat (well I am a pussy lol). Noneth...